Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY HANDSOME MOUNTAIN BIKE IS A DOCTOR AND HE POUNDS MY BUTTLurso loves to mountain bike, waking up early and heading into nature for a long, relaxing ride. It's changed his life for the better, but Lurso's friends are growing concerned by the fact that he never bikes with a buddy on these dangerous trails.After a terrible crash, Lurso suddenly finds himself at the bottom of a canyon with a broken leg. It appears that all hope is lost, until Lurso realizes that his handsome living mountain bike is an incredibly skilled doctor.Now Lurso and his sentient bike, named Mart, are working together to survive, which will bring them closer than they ever imagined possible. Soon enough, Mart is so close that he's fully inserted into Lurso's butt RAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF TRAFFIC WHO IS A BAD BOYPeeps Nerbin has a problem with being late, and with only one strike left on his record, Peeps needs to make it into work on time. Unfortunately, Peeps soon finds himself completely stopped on the freeway, with no relief in sight.Now Peeps is taking matters into his own hands, marching to the front of the gridlock and confronting the handsome physical manifestation of traffic face to face. Traffic is a bad boy, so Peeps is prepared for a fight, but what he's not prepared for is the manifested concept's undeniable charisma.Soon enough, Peeps and the living concept of vehicle congestion find themselves wrapped up in an erotic encounter that would stop traffic any day, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE"Puck Tangle is the most successful author in Billings, and maybe even the world. With eight Hugo award wins under his belt and over ten years of his hit podcast, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast, Puck is living large.When the author receives a mysterious phone call from the physical manifestation of his own podcast, however, his world is sent into a tailspin. Soon enough, Puck and the sentient embodiment of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast are traveling deep into the uncharted corners of the Billings Public Library, unlocking secrets of this universe, and the next.Now Puck has stumbled upon a hidden room stocked full of books by the author Chuck Tingle, causing a recursive storytelling tesseract that throws Puck and his Podcast into a hardcore anal pounding across infinite timelines.