Christmas Presents

Santa's elves are out for blood. Mark and Sylvia are out for REVENGE Something's wrong with Santa this year. His gift boxes with the gaudy wrapping paper contain something evil, and squads of gun-wielding Christmas elves assassinate everyone who knows too much. What will be unleashed upon the world when people open their Christmas presents? Whatever it is, Mark and Sylvia are not going to let it happen. With a squad of elven assassins on their heels, they are heading for the North Pole to stop Santa and save Christmas before it's too late. What is Santa's plan? Why has he gone mad? What's inside the gift boxes? To find answers to those questions they are braving the cold northern winter and evading deadly elf-piloted reindeer-drawn machinegun-equipped assault sleighs. At the North Pole, danger awaits them. Will they prevail? Guns, gore, sex, severed limbs, naked women and nasty surprises await the reader in this bizarro Christmas tale filled with seat-gripping action, panty-wetting passion and amazing adventure. Prepare to open your CHRISTMAS PRESENTS