CH!NK

What do you do if a Black person calls you a chink? Does soy milk turn you gay? Do Asian men have small cocks? These, and other important questions, answered here for your benefit. CH!NK is an outrageous joyride across America and its discontents; a petulant sendup of the "go back to China" contingent; and, most importantly, a diet book for all you keto-crazed lunatics. The author makes a candid and unyielding case for himself in this rambling manifesto- a manifesto for what, exactly? Transracial Koreans? MSG? Mongoloid supremacy? For you to find out.