Cave Man Need Wife

I've been here a long ass time. Lonely as hell and wishing for a wife.When a woman arrives she thinks she's time-travelled to a prehistoric nightmare.I think she's finally come home.She's innocent, curvy, and all kinds of cute.And she thinks I'm nothing but a cave man.Growly. Grumpy. Gruff.She's not wrong.She also has ideas about marriage. She's planning on wearing white, with her father walking her down the aisle of a church.That's not happening here in the jungle.Closest thing to a chapel is a cave and I have no intention on her staying pure until her wedding.I want her now. Today.She thinks her father would never give her away to me but she's wrong.Besides, I'm not asking for her hand, I'm taking it.Dear Reader,This one's raunchy, racy, and a little bit ridiculous. And I wouldn't have it any other way.Xo, Frankie