Capitol Offenses

The American sheeple have really done it this time. They have elected Nick Hades president of the United States. Nick is an ultra-conservative Republican who is trying to lead a full-speed charge back into the last century. His staff of clowns and puppets are enabling his every evil move. Except for his wife, Nora Hades, and Bernice Sandcastle, the Independent Senator from Vermont. This tongue-in-cheek look at our capitol will leave you laughing, unless of course it makes you cry. Sometimes it's hard to know what to do when you see Hades and his VP Percy Floy fall all over themselves to grease their pockets with our money. If you are a conservative Republican, you will love Nick Hades. If not............