Burn This Book

This book should be called 'Confessions of a Serial Joker' Read how he: Glued an entire house shut, trapping a man inside. Re-programmed a traffic light (and it stayed that way for 18 years ) Nailed gelatin to a tree. Got a man to wet himself over a (joke) shotgun wedding. Made the 'chalk outline' of a man-sized penguin. Made coffee so strong a plastic] spoon would stand-up in it. Filled a car's tires with water. Turned a car into an aquarium at the owner's wedding. Re-programmed a talking vending machine to say scary things There's even more incriminating evidence inside