The Bumper Book of Sporting Wit

‘I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.’

Andy Roddick on Roger Federer

‘When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.’

Daley Thompson

‘I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.’

Muhammad Ali

Win, lose or draw, players and fans always have something to say about it. Packed to the rafters with the best quips and quotes from across the world of sport, this massive collection will keep you smiling in the stands even when you’re smarting from the scoreline.