Borowitz Report

Prepare to be shocked.From the man The Wall Street Journal hailed as a 'Swiftean satirist' comes the most shocking book ever written!The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of 'news stories' too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is 'Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it.'