Bogies, and Other Equally Messed Up Tales of Love, Lust, Drugs and Grandad Porn

"A master class in maximum story and characterisation from minimum words, and a warning shot to other indie-authors to up their game." Mark Wilson, author of Head Boy Teenage hit men, dildo tycoons, council estates, a choice of porn, insane father in laws, sex with your best friend's mum, Dickinson's Real Deal, Jesus on drugs, the smelly kid at school, down on their luck gamblers, two Keiths in the same room, thirty years in half an hour, erratic bus drivers with a death wish, and a man who really can't abide by bad grammar. Just another day in The North then... A collection of tales straight from the twisted mind that brought you the number one best selling Strangers are Just Friends you Haven't Killed yet and Tomorrow's Chip Paper