BOB?... BOB JOHNSON?: A TRANSSEXUAL HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

The only reason anyone goes to a reunion - high school, college, family - is to see how people have changed. Who put on weight or went bald or both. Which ugly duckling turned into a swan. Whatever happened to that girl you dated junior year? Had she gotten married and squeezed out a litter? Before the social media age, in many ways the only way to find out was to put on that suit or slip into that sequined gown and make an appearance, dancing to retro tunes you secretly love.

While many of her classmates might've changed a great deal, none has transformed more than Roberta 'Bobbie' Johnson. You see, in high school Roberta had been Bob, Bob Johnson, a scrawny nerd who traveled like a ghost through the halls just trying to get through another day. But now, Bob is Roberta, a tall, willowy blonde who is, thanks to a talented team of doctors, curvy and stacked to the rafters, on the prowl and ready to play at her ten-year reunion. Though definitely a girl from the waist up, below the equator, things get, well, trickier ... or more interesting, depending on your bent.

In this steamy and highly charged tale dripping with several intensely passionate scenes, Roberta decides to attend the reunion to seek out her former friend, Tom. Tom and Bob had been best pals, playing ball together, showering after PE class together. You get the drift. Tom had no idea that Bob had an unrequited crush on him, Tom being 100% straight. Now, as Roberta, Bob finally has his chance to extinguish the torch s/he's been carrying for Tom all these years. Also, as a fun little sidecar, Roberta has a run in with her arch-nemesis, a real schoolyard bully who tormented her throughout the years. You can only imagine how that turns out!

Oh yeah, this story is based upon the infamous transgender Holiday Inn commercial from the 90's. If you search a vid site for 'Holiday Inn, transgender' or 'Bob Johnson, Holiday Inn' or any combination or confabulation of your own, you'll run into the clip. This is a creative re-imagining of what might've happened had the commercial been a bit longer and gone into more details, graphic details, people! This tale of wanton lust will leave you more than just satisfied, your thirst and hunger quenched for the evening. Once you reach the conclusion, you'll be aching for so much more now that you finally met the real Bob?... Bob Johnson?