BLACK PARK

To paraphrase the creators of South Park: 'ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS' BOOK'--EVEN THOSE BASED ON' CHARACTERS FROM SOUTH PARK'--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY.' THIS BOOK 'CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE' READ 'BY ANYONE'.