Black Coffee Pork Sausage and a Homicide

This is a true story of an untrue tale of great detective work, or not, by two of the best detectives to ever pin on the badge and take on the seediest sides of society. This case starts out with a murder that provides a plethora of clues, leading Detective Sergeants Dieter Werther and Blake "Buck" MacChanonaich to a reputation of glory like no others have seen in their careers, despite the hiccups and distractions along the way. With the help of the self described toughest and most mysterious beat cop ever to prowl the city in his police cruiser, Vitale "Dark Knight" di' Angelino, they set out to help the victim of this crime find a type of justice rarely seen in the criminal justice system...maybe. These detectives are on it until this case is solved. A rugged, edgy, uncut vernacular ride in a society turned soft because we can't spank our kids...not saying you should...screw that. Lighten up people and learn to laugh at yourselves again, and quit being so offended. Read on with caution as no punches are pulled, and Merry Christmas.