Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips' original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:

Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

A. Launch

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Diesel.

Diesel who?

Diesel all make you laugh if you aren't very bright.

Totally awesome fun For kids of all ages.