April Foolery

What if magic was REAL? And Elves? And Witches, Wizards, Sorcerers, Sorceresses, and even Valkyries? What about sentient automobiles, smart computers, and Dwarven Vending Machines? In a richly detailed but subtly warped mirror-Earth, Megan Middlesbury is off to meet her Makers. That's not as bad as it sounds, because Megan isn't Christian. Therefore, dying is optional. This is the ARC edition.