April Foolery

What if magic was REAL? And Elves? And Witches, Wizards, Sorcerers, Sorceresses, and even Valkyries? What about sentient automobiles, smart computers, and Dwarven Vending Machines? In a richly detailed but subtly warped mirror of near-future Earth, Megan Middlesbury is discovering just what caliber of enemies Valkyries attract. Standing beside them isn't very safe, even - or especially - for pacifists.