A Pirate in My Soup

Have you ever heard of a pirate so small he could swim in a bowl of soup, ride on the back of a small dog, and fly on the wings of a parrot? A man so small he can sneak beneath the noses of regular folks, gaining advantage while facing unusual dangers most of us can easily handle? Well, this is the remarkable tale of such a sorry soul. A man damned to walk the earth in search of the cure which will bring him back to his full size. Along the way, he learns life lessons to make him a better, more compassionate man. It's a story of adventure, love, fantasy, and mystery.