101 Fun & Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat

Your cat's #1 purpose in life (besides eating and sleeping) is to ANNOY YOU. But you already know that, don't you? Even though you bend over backwards to keep your cuddly kitty happy, their maddening behavior and "Serve me or else, human " attitude says it all. And all this time, you've just had to suck it up and deal with it. But now - it's payback time In this delightfully silly and ridiculously petty collection (um... you don't mind being petty, do you?) you'll discover dozens of creative ways to annoy, embarrass, and generally have more fun with your cat than you ever thought possible (at least until the cat poop hits the fan): * Teach your cat how to twerk * Play "blubba blubba blubba" with your cat's lips * Help them sign their own name * Learn the proper way to make your cat fly * Pretend your cat is a ventriloquist's dummy * Place a mirror next to their litter box so they will have company when they go With over 101 delightfully wicked ideas and dozens of witty cartoons by best-selling illustrator Jess Erskine, 101 Fun & Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat is a laugh-out-loud humor book and the perfect gift for every cat lover who's ever dreamed of giving their favorite furry friend a taste of their own medicine. Happy annoying Love you... bye