101 Creative Excuses for Getting out of a Meeting

Are you an introvert trapped in an extrovert's office? Are you simply tired of staring at the same PowerPoint template, or dreading that moment when you're called on to contribute but all you can think about is lunch? Have you just had enough of the same old work routine?

If the answer to any of the above is yes, then we have your secret weapon right here. No need to feel guilty about your less-than-enthusiastic attitude towards meetings. Not all heroes wear capes; some just really know how to craft the perfect excuse.

This guide, brimming with good-natured irreverence and unapologetic sarcasm, is a love letter to all the meeting-weary souls out there. With imaginative, workplace-themed excuses that border on the absurd, we equip you with everything you need to dodge those office meetings without losing your sense of humour.