100 Words

What would you say if you only had 100 words?

She can hear his footsteps getting closer.

Her heart starts racing as his heavy breathing gets louder.

She really hopes he hasn't seen her....

This book is filled with stories.

31 stories, to be precise, each exactly 100 words long.

So if you want love stories, fairy tales, horror, or humour,

Or stories of sadness, grief, and regret,

(Maybe a story about a breakfast you might not forget...)

For reading on the toilet, on the sofa, or enjoying aloud.

Best buy this book now, you don't want to miss out. Please note: There are three versions of this book available.

The Paperback is known by friends and fans as The Tiny Toilet Edition, created specifically for enjoying while sat on your own personal throne. It is smaller in size, for easy portability (and porta-potty availability) but the content is the same.

Read it wherever you want, of course, but be warned: there is a toilet roll on the front cover...

(FYI: In an emergency, this version could also double up as slightly abrasive, but useable, toilet paper.) The Hard Cover, on the other hand, is known by its fans as The Coffee Table Edition, and was created specifically for showing off to friends and family by putting it in a prominent place on your coffee table.

As it already has a coffee cup stain on the front, it also double up as a rather large, but very useful drinks coaster... Finally, The Kindle Edition exists for reading on the go, on your phone, or your Kindle, or even on your, dare I say it, Apple iPad... The words are the same, even if the design is simplified. Still just as fun.

Still just as quirky. Get the one you like the look of best. Or get all of them. XOXO