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Eventually, everything will be made of cloth...
WIFE: "I was flipping our natural latex mattress today with the help of our 4th and 7th children and do you know what I found?"
YOU: "It's not what you think, those aren't mine "
WIFE: "We talked about this, Charmin isn't something we use in this house."
YOU: (head down in shame) "Just don't tell anyone about this OK? I have a problem..."
WIFE: "Well I already posted a photo on Facebook but they let you take those down."
YOU: (mumbled) "No they don't..."
WIFE: "What?"
YOU: "Terms of service agreement..."
WIFE: "What?"
YOU: "I love you."
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What Readers are saying:
"I really enjoy any story where you are personally suffering."
..".the visits to Health Spa and Naturopath are some of the best stories ever."
"I love your humor, it is a refreshing break to what I do all day."
"This is amazing."
"Love it "
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*Written in the Dry-Fi genre, a mashup of literary-fiction, non-fiction, science-fiction, and dry-humor. Each work is unique blend, this one is comprised of approximately:
30% Literary-Fiction
30% Non-Fiction
0% Science-Fiction
40% Dry-Humor