1001 Pieces of Absolutely Useless Advice

This book will make you laugh your socks off. It is full of absolutely useless advice. For example

Take up meditation; it's better than sitting round doing nothing.When doing a crossword puzzle, you can use letters from across clues to help solve down clues.As you go through life remember these two words which will open many doors for you: push and pull. Change is inevitable - except from vending machines.When playing tennis try harder on the early points in a game as they are worth 15 points, later points are only worth 10.Shoes will last twice as long if you only wear them every other day.If you like jokes and one-liners then this collection of over 1000 pieces of hilarious hints will bring you tears of laughter. Share the advice with your family and friends - everyone needs a good laugh.